The real story are the brilliant original paintings by San Francisco based artist "14" as she chooses to go by. Her blog "Gallery of The Absurd" is a fantastic site fueled by paintings featuring celebrity caricatures inspired by popular tabloids. The back story is that "14" created a recent parody of The Simple Life Goes To Camp featuring Paris Hilton in a boat with fresh water crabs hanging off the side. The crabs have since been removed "so to speak" at the request of Hilton's attorney. Life is back to abnormal again with Ms. Hilton while bloggers are still sounding off.
You can find 44 juicy celebrity categories listed at The Gallery of The Absurd including; Brangelina, Farah, Tom Cruise and the extended Paris Hilton section. I found the Alec Baldwin post to be particularly hilarious. A must see gallery for all you A-listers that want to be part of that infinite loop of art imitating life that imitates art.