Without any advanced warning, people across the U.S. are bursting into tears from the mind numbing boredom caused by over zealous news coverage on Paris Hilton. Inside of one week, she was sent to jail, released from jail, then sent to jail again in tears. CNN, FOX News and others desperately flaunted Paris as front page fodder on Friday. America is anxiously looking for news that's authentically exciting not just another boring episode of "Paris' Simple Life". Right now it's the best we've got since Alec Baldwin stopped calling his daughter via cell phone.
With the media frenzy that Ms. Hilton's jail sentence has generated, someone unscrupulous enough could make quite a payload selling fashionable "Set Paris Free"
tee shirts. There is really no end to the themed shirts that can be
designed demanding another early release for Paris. This is how I chose
to work through my own boredom while randomly weeping.