Why An Office Romance Is Like Eating A Twinkie

Have you ever heard of the term work hot? That's when somebody looks really attractive at work only because the options are so sorely lacking, thus making them the hottest person at work. This is typically the most fertile ground for an office romance to grow. I strongly advise against it under any circumstance. I offer you my list of the Top 5 reasons why an office romance is like eating a Twinkie.

1. It never really tastes as good as it looks.
2. You feel like vomiting once you've had your fill.
3. When you realize what it's made of, it's impossible to prevent the self loathing.
4. You still find it difficult to quit after just one.
5. It takes forever to get out of your system.

If you're contemplating an office romance, stumbling on this list of timely reminders is no accident. If you're already entangled in an office romance, all I can say is bon appétit.

Comments

[Lady Banana]

Oh dear, just the thought is enough to turn my stomach, the guys I work with.. ughhhhhhhhhh

[katrina]

You are still smarting from that really crazy woman in credit that just looooooooooved you, aren't you? On the other hand, we did get that Beta Deck. Eventually.

[Lora]

Hey Now! I think you just called me a Twinkie. That's ok, I'm the best Twinkie my husbands ever had. LOL

Be safe...

[Sindy]

Funny. I love this analogy!